zacharyp99Featured By OwnerMar 31, 2013Hobbyist Photographer
He's got that shit down good. Asses protect from blasts. That's why we have 'em. Ass protectors. So, when someone sits on your face, it's not a sign of them being an ass, it's a sign of them saying, "Hey, I'll protect your lovely face with my ass fat, how about that?"